A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Elderly Irish cop.

He thinks that he is smarter than the old cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Irish cop.

He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop’s expense!

The old Irish cop says, “License and registration, please.”

London Lawyer says, “What for?”

Irish cop says, “Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”

London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

The old Irish cop says,

“Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please”

London Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?”

Irish cop says,

“The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”

London Lawyer says,

“If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”

The old cop says, “Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.”

The London Lawyer exits his vehicle.

The old cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living shit out of the lawyer and says,

“Daeye want me to stop or just slow down?”

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it." Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to Best Buy now?"